I was reading the local paper while waiting for Sister Hezseltine to come back from the airport and the paper had a "Joke" column.
A boy had a girl friend named Lorraine but he really liked another girl named Clearly. Unfortunately, Lorraine suddenly dies. At the funeral the boy sings: "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
A funeral was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out they accidentally bump the wall. They hear a faint groan from the casket. They open the casket to find the woman is still alive. She lives another 10 years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking the husband cries out: "watch out for the wall!"